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Cowabunga, all you surfing dudes!

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You know, Shakespeare really knew

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This week, doppelgangers.

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The idea that out there, there is

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how come the Germans have got

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Hello, Mrs Dixon! How's your mother?

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Good.

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But I don't know...

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Some weather we're having!

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Yes, isn't it?

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I know.

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Fruitini.

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Sorry, sorry!

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No brioche! I can't believe it.

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We've got brioche, madam.

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Those aren't brioche.

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It's supposed to be a romantic

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I'm very sorry, madam, but perhaps

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And where was that made,

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I'd like to see the manager.

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Good, well, then you'll know

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Stupid idiot!

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Gary, if you're there,

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Gary? Hi, it's me. Mwah, mwah...

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You're not?

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You're not!

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Are you really?

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Look, the shops are just impossible.

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About an hour, I think.

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I have to pop home first.

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I've got a little piece of

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I love you, too. Ciao. Mwah!

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Excuse me! Excuse me!

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Taxi, stop! Stop, stop!

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but could you follow that car,

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You got it, toots.

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Stop!

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There's the money...

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Tip.

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Hello, Mrs Redfern.

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Hello, Carla.

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I'm just finishing now. Good.

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Carla, by the way,

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you're fired. Huh?

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Bitch!

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Oooh!

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Aww.

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"Dear Roy. Surprise, surprise!

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"I don't need to tell you where

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"All my love, Sonya."

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Dear. There's always trouble

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Nice.

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'Hi, sorry we can't speak to you

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'Please leave a message...' Hello?

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'Don't you just hate these things?

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'Hello, Sonya. Hello, Roy. It's Guy.

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Bye-bye.

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'Hello, darling.

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'but I'm on my way over

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'I thought I'd better warn you

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'I'll be about ten minutes, OK?'

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Sonya?

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♪ So, chick, chick

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♪ Chick, chick, chicken

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♪ Lay a little egg

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♪ Lay a little egg for me...

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♪ Chick, chick, chicken... ♪

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Sorry, I didn't see your car.

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Sorry!

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I'll use the one downstairs.

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What did you say? Sorry, sorry.

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Good Lord!

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'Bloody hell!'

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'This is bloody outrageous!

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'I've a good mind

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No, please don't.

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Look! I can explain everything.

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You don't have to,

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It's those kids from the estate.

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Look, they've forced the window.

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Yes.

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How long have you been home?

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Er, about an hour.

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School. At school? No, not school.

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Er, shops? What? I know,

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You've sacked Carla?

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Well, who else was it? You've never

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No! What have they done to this?

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What the hell's this?

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All right, your private life's

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I'm only your husband, after all.

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I've got to get on. I'll see you

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After all,

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Are you feeling all right?

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Yes.

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Ciao, love you! Mwah, mwah!

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Sonya, darling. Bliss to see you.

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Don't you look fabulous?

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Darling!

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The hair! Is that the new wet look?

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It's so wonderfully unstyled. Mwah!

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I was going to go natural myself.

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I'll get the sherry.

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Sonya, cigarette? No, thank you,

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Well done!

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Darling, love the pumps!

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Ooh!

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So, come on, Sonya. What's

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Well? Gary! What about Gary?

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What about Gary?

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Ooh!

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So, who is the new man in your life?

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Roy? Roy?

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Roy?

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Hang on, everyone. I think she's

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what he hasn't done!

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I think he's rather nice, actually.

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Well, somebody's changed their tune.

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I think it's rude to talk about

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Well, you know what they say? Nasty

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I see. I think if you can't think of

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Well, I must be

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I've got to pick up Benji from the

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My turn next week.

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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

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Hi, Mum! Hello, little girl.

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Carla never showed up.

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Dear. Did you have a nice day

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What did you say?

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Why do you want to know?

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Well, isn't that what mothers

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That's what normal mothers say.

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What are you after?

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Just a smile and a sunbeam.

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What's for supper?

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Don't know.

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Well, look and see what

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In the fridge?

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What, no brioche? I can't believe

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No! What are we going to do?

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Wait here.

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Is this a joke?

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Where's the broccoli?

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Umm... But we always have broccoli.

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The broccers are on strike.

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There just isn't any.

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Cool! Great!

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So, how was your day, dear?

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Not bad.

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Well?

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Well? Well, what happened?

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Well, I think we may have got

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The Whitford contract! Hurray! Do

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that's absolutely my favourite one!

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And I've cancelled the caterers.

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Well, life is just too hectic

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Finished. Can I watch the telly?

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Yes, of course you can, er, dear.

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Did you hear what I said?

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Yes, you cancelled the caterers.

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I mean, it's a farce, isn't it?

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Getting all our friends round

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It's not that bad, is it?

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Don't pretend.

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I know all about Gary Collins.

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Everybody does. If you had a scrap

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Well, I did try. But...

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Well, I like it here.

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Really?

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What about Gary? Roy,

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I can honestly say that Gary

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So, you think maybe we should

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Party? Yes, it would be lovely

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Umm, what have you done to

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Looks nice.

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Thank you.

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Where's your car? Erm...

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I lost it.

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You what?

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Bye, Mummy.

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...Jemima!

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There you go. (Jemima!)

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Bye-bye, Jemima!

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Bye!

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"Dear Roy, surprise, surprise!

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That's my husband.

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That's Jemima.

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And that's me!

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Can I pay with that?

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You've forgotten to sign your card,

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I hate these things, don't you?

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Easy, and... Oof!

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No, no, just like this. Up!

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Don't give me that shit,

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I'm Mrs Redfern, I should know

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Well, send me a new one, then!

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I don't believe it, they've only

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If it's not here by Friday,

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Well, home, of course.

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It'll be just my luck

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Yeah.

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For God's sake,

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Sh...

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This is my dress for the party.

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It'll suit me, don't you think?

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I do like your hair.

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John Frieda?

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I think it's so rude to talk

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No, thank you,

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Any sign of Sonya?

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Now, I know it says on your invites

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but, believe me,

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Roy!

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Well, that's enough speeches.

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Hello?

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'Roy?' No, it's Guy. Who's that?

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What's going on there?

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Roy's having a party.

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Well, why don't you come over?

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Yeah, thanks, I will.

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Hey, Sonya? Before you go,

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you gotta undo my ankles.

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Hey, Sonya!

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Ladies and gentlemen, as you know,

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entertains you with her unique

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

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♪ Chick, chick, chick, chick,

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♪ Lay a little egg for me

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♪ Chick, chick, chick, chick,

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Bastard!

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♪...So, chick, chick

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♪ Chick, chick, chicken

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♪ Lay a little egg for...

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What happened to Grieg?

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I don't know, did he not turn up?

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I mean... I mean, even you must have

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Sonya? Where did you put

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I know, I'll get it.

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Well, well, well.

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It's amazing what they can do

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Pay for it with this?

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Er... I'm sorry,

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Well, I have come back,

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to tell poor Roy and 50 guests all

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Haven't you found it yet?

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Good God!

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This is incredible!

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Well, how long has this...?

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Face it, Roy, what we have here

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of breaking and entering, theft,

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and obviously,

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So, what do you propose

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Or are you going to do

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♪ Murder most horrid

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♪ As soft as the smoke from a barrel

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♪ As cold as the blade of the knife

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♪ She's a stranger you love

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♪ A caress could cost you your life

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♪ And you wake in the night

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, lorrid

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♪ Murder most horrid